07 Mar

Dear readers, it has just now come to my attention that I am being trendy

Honestly, I was aghast at first. I thought I was being quite original in my food intake. However, it appears I am treading on much-trodden ground! Celebrities (who are not babies!) apparently go on baby food diets all time time! Rumor has it that Lady Gaga, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston, and others eat nothing but pureed baby food all day. Just like me!

This leads me to believe that these celebrities don't have teeth (which I am told can happen to non-babies.) That is so sad.

On the positive side, I am feeling quite au courant.



I bet if the tiny diner were to join twitter, he might get some celeb followers searching for new meal ideas!

Dear Reader, What a good

Dear Reader, What a good idea! I bet if I shared the fact that I am only in the 15th percentile for weight, I could start quite the diet craze!