Watermelon: My Review

19 May



I had my first watermelon on Sunday. There were a few great things about it. The taste was excellent, and sweet. It was easy to grip. But what I really liked about it was biting it.

Dear Readers, I have not updated you, but I have 6 new teeth coming in.  When my teeth have finished coming in, I will have 4 on top and 4 on the bottom. Now if you harken back to my earlier illustration, you will see this means total biting domination!


Also possible to wear as a hat

Dear Sir,

You may also wear the rind as a hat. It is worth the trouble.