When will I be eating food?

31 Jan

So since The Chef has been talking so much about this “food” stuff, I decided to ask her what her timetable was for rolling out my new menu. She said my nutritional consultant (a.k.a. The Pediatrician) said I could have already been eating for a month now.

But The Chef said she was hoping for a little more interest on my part AND she said,

“It would be great if you could sit up, unassisted.”

"What!?!?"

At this point, The Chef tells me that I will be sitting upright for many of my meals going forward. No more lounging or reclining (unless it is Passover.) Why would I want to give up my lounge and eat routine? She is really not selling this.