Water: My Review

06 Feb

In the interest of broadening my horizons, I tried some "drinking water"* on Friday. I drank it right out of the cup. It was confusing at first, since the cup was a lovely red plastic. I chewed and gnawed, just as one does when trying out a new plastic possession. But then this cold liquid entered my mouth. It was mildly entertaining, and it was even more fun to let all of it drip down the front of my shirt. I definitely think I will be trying this again.

* as opposed to "bathwater", which I drink all the time. The Chef informs me that bathwater is a non-culinary grade water, but I find it pleasing to taste on my bath toys nonetheless.